Here we go, attempt number XXXII at starting a blog. The big difference this time around is that I have material. I’m 1000+ words in one post, and about 500 into another. I’ve just come to realize that I need an editor, or else I’ll be the only one who’s actually able to read it. Kind of like how Joseph Smith was the only one who was able to read the golden tablets, but more realistic. Lessons learned so far while writing: Strep throat is funny, mono is funnier, squatters are funniest.